The life of batman

Most people think that batman is just a guy who loves to beat the bad guys and save every one they also think that he never gets a brake but that is all a lie batman is really just like any other person his life is boring and he is just a 60 year old dreased in a bat suit plus he doesnt even do any of the work and you may be wondering how i know all this well that you will find out later in the story.It all started on my 11nth birthday party me and my two best friends were going to go out for some doughnuts so where better to go then crispy diner when my parents droped us off we kind of saw a car now the reason i say kind of is because we didn't notice it until my friend Jimmy walked into it but still then we couldnt see the car so we walked around the side of it and went into the shop then my other friend called Kobain laughed at jimmy for being so stupid then we went over to the table and we heard someone eating with there mouth wide open it was discusting then after 5 minutes of hearing that i had just got sick of it and turned around and asked the guy behind us where his manners is then he said arount the corner picking up poo